as how it may appear to be, i have done alot of good deeds in my life, and therefore should be duly rewarded. so a representative visited me, and i was told i would be granted to have any super-hero-power i wanted. with my new powers, and my sense of justice and judgement, i would protect the good innocent people and fight crime.

first thing that came into mind, was the good and righteous Superman, whom no bullet could penetrate. but the second thing that came into my mind was that i would be vulnerable to kryptonite. and the villians whom i might encounter, would guess that since i had Superman's powers and therefore they could use kryptonite to subdue me as well.

the next hero that came into my mind was the invisible man. however if i became invisible i would end up sneaking into girl's bathrooms or changing rooms, and be too busy to fight any crime. i have been fantasizing about this often, although this contradicts with my good and honest character.

next was a very cool but dark hero, Spawn. i would ask for his powerful suit, and his cape that can change shape and hardness, and become an armour...

then, i thought of Neo, from the matrix. The One. with his powers, i can have superhuman strength. i can fly. i can learn anything by getting my pilot to upload the information to me. i can even control the world around me. i can do anything. without anymore hesitation, i said, "i want to have the power of Neo."

the representative nodded, and said my powers were given, then he disappeared. then, i tried some of my powers, to see if they could work. to my surprise, i couldn't fly. i didn't feel any stronger. maybe i got a little smarter. because then i realized, this is the real world, and Neo's powers only worked in the matrix. this is the real world, and Neo's powers only worked in the matrix. this is the real world, and Neo's powers only worked in the matrix.